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A fat man saw an advertisement that said, “Lose 5kg in a week.”
He made a phone call and said, “I would like to join!” The lady who responded welcomed the idea and asked him to be ready at 6am the following day.

The following morning, he got to the gym and was taken to a room. He opened the door and found a beautiful woman there clad in only a shirt and underpants. She said, “If you can catch me, you can sleep with me!” The lady started running, while the man started to run after her. But he could not catch her. During the whole week, he tried hard to catch her but could not. He, however, lost 5kg in the process!

He then asked for the 10kg programme. The next time, he opened the door and found another woman clad in a bikini who said, “If you catch me, you can sleep with me.” He lost 10kg that week although he did not catch the woman.

So, he thought this was an awesome programme and then requested the 25kg weight loss programme. The lady said, “Are you sure? It’s really tough!”
“Why not?”, he asked.

The following day at 6am, he opened the door expecting to see a totally naked girl. But he found a mad woman instead. The mad woman said, “If I catch you, I will sleep with you!”

The man is still running and is now a bonga fish! 😂😆😂😆

A lot of people would benefit from this program! 😂😎😀

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