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A man went to his doctor and says,"I dont think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be.What should I do?"Try this test to find out for sure,says the doctor.When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes,stand 15ft behind her and ask her a question.If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer asking the same question until she hears you.The man goes home and sees the wife preparing dinner.He stands 15ft behind her and says,"what's for dinner honey?"he gets no response,so he moves 10ft behind her and asks again.Still no response.He moves 5ft still no response.Finally he stands directly behind her and says,"honey whats for dinner?".She replies,For the fourth time I said rice and chicken.....lol....

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