JOKES FOR THERAPY

Smart Or Crazy!!!
TV ANCHOR INTERVIEWING A FARMER.
QN: what do you feed your goats?
Farmer: black one or white one?
Anchor: white one...
Farmer: grass.
Anchor: and black one??
Farmer: i give her grass too?
Anchor: where do they sleep?
Farmer: which one,black or white?
Anchor: white one...
Farmer: outer room of the farm.
Anchor: and black one?
Farmer: also outer room of farm.
*anchor in an angry manner..."idiot if
you do the same to both then why
do you ask every time white or
black?"
Farmer: because white one is mine..
Anchor: and the black one?
Farmer: its also mine!

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