A mother was
lucky enough to see her three daughters get married the same year, so she
called them after the wedding and told them,'' Don’t forget to text me your first
night experience and text in code”. So….after a week, the first daughter texted
“NESCAFE” and the next week, the second texted “BENSON”, the mother being an
intelligent woman, went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label ''fantastic till
the last drop” ,went to her husband’s pack of Benson cigarette and read” Extra
long, king size” she smiled and said, ”not bad for their ages”. After the next
week, the third daughter texted” NAIROBI-MOMBASA”, the mother then called Kenya
Airways help desk to enquire about their
Nairobi-Mombasa flight and they
replied, Its 3 times daily,7 days a week, and the flight duration is 75mins”The
mother fell down and shouted; Eeeeeeh!! This one go kill my daughter oh…..
A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around 10, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with these honest words... "Doreen, I love you, Plz reply & tell me how you feel." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep. When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for good news, went about doing his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast took a bath, dressed himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on his phone. This was the response he read: "Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".😄😃😄
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