A mother was lucky enough to see her three daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them,'' Don’t forget to text me your first night experience and text in code”. So….after a week, the first daughter texted “NESCAFE” and the next week, the second texted “BENSON”, the mother being an intelligent woman, went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label ''fantastic till the last drop” ,went to her husband’s pack of Benson cigarette and read” Extra long, king size” she smiled and said, ”not bad for their ages”. After the next week, the third daughter texted” NAIROBI-MOMBASA”, the mother then called Kenya Airways help desk to enquire about their Nairobi-Mombasa flight and they replied, Its 3 times daily,7 days a week, and the flight duration is 75mins”The mother fell down and shouted; Eeeeeeh!! This one go kill my daughter oh…..