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JOKE THERAPY

A guy was in love
with a girl but
never had the
guts to tell her.
One night around 10,
he gathered
some courage &
sent her a text
with these
honest words...
"Doreen, I love you,
Plz reply & tell me
how you feel."
A few seconds later
he received a
message alert
on his phone.
He was so scared and
too tensed to open
it that night
so he decided not to
check the message
until the next morning
when he's less tense
and in better senses.
So he went to sleep.
When he woke up
the next day
he prayed seriously
about the message
for good news,
went about doing
his morning chores,
brushed his teeth,
ate his breakfast
took a bath,
dressed himself up then climbed into bed
and picked his phone
to read the message
on his phone.
This was the response
he read:
"Dear customer you have
insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".😄😃😄

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